Assassin's Creed III Review
WARNING: SPOILERS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!! If you don't know what Assassin's Creed is, you probably shouldn't be reading this blog. But I'll try to give a short summary just in case people are rusty. In the Assassin's Creed series, you play as Desmond Miles, a no-good, do-nothing bartender who ran away from his crazy, hippy parents. Turns out his parents were part of the league of assassins and have been fighting the "good fight" against the nasty Templars who (obviously) want to dominate the world. He gets kidnapped by Abstergo, a company formed to do the Templars' bidding. They put him in this crazy, Matrix style machine called the Animus. The Animus lets the user play out memories of their ancestors. Turns out Desmond isn't the only one who was kidnapped, but a whole slew of people were kidnapped and put in these things. Abstergo's main purpose is to find the "Apples of Eden" that give the user the power to control minds and bod...