Untitled Goose Review (I'm So Clever)
“Honk!” exclaimed the Goose as it lurked behind the park bench. The soccer ball dropped as the kid threw his hands up in fear. Where was that horrendous noise coming from? And whatever is making it- is it coming for me? The boy slowly turned around and… “Honk!” “Honk!” The goose popped out from behind the wall flapping its wings wildly. The crazed look in its eye signaled to the boy that this goose was out for blood-at least that’s what the boy thought. F orget the ball, forget the toy plane! I gotta run! I gotta get away from this goose! With his hands still flailing around, the boy ran to the nearest place that could offer isolation. He needed to be somewhere… anywhere …besides out here with the goose. The honking was growing louder, and he knew he couldn’t outlast the goose’s rapid pace. He thought he could hide in the car by the curb, but he didn’t have the keys to get in. There might have been shelter in the TV boutique shop, but the lady behind the coun...