No Lives Left

Taking care of an infant isn't easy. Babies require constant attention. They're loud and they can't even think for themselves. Sleep doesn't come easy for parents and it seems like a battle every day to just get a good nights rest. Yet there is this biological need to have them. Humans would cease to exist with the lack of babies. Like the old sayin' says, "Babies make the world go 'round." But we live in a technological age. We have TV dinners, we have mobile phones, we have video games. So why have kids when you can play a game about raising kids? Wouldn't that make it easier? And let me tell you, readers, video games always make life easier. So today, for you, I'm going to be reviewing a game I've been playing for the past couple of months. I'm sure there are billions of people out there who have played it before, but I'm going to give you my take. It's a little party game called I've Got A Baby, What Do I Do Now?...

It's been a while since I have actually been able to make a review of a game in a timely manner. It took a couple of weeks, but I finally got through Metroid: Samus Returns on the 3DS. If you exclude the Metroid spin-off, Metroid Prime: Federation Force , this is the first real entry in  Metroid series in friggin' seven years . The last entry in the series, Metroid: Other M,   left a bad taste in fans' mouths with a very contrived story/dialogue, the method of unlocking Samus's abilities, and the odd tone the game gave off in general. Most of all fans disliked the the way Samus was treated. Instead of being a very independent and strong woman, she seemed to hang on the every whim of her commanding officer. Majority of fans could tell that something was off with the game. The Metroid series is very near and dear to my heart mainly due to Super Smash Brothers Melee.  I ended up getting pretty good with Samus and my favoritism led to consumerism. So I ended up bu...